Yankee Poodle

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Following are a few different versions of Yankee Poodle, as recited by the Dukes of Westminster.

Mine, the cool Heather[edit | edit source]

Yankee Poodle went to drown a riding on something phony,
Stuck a feather up his butt and called it something foamy.

Christopher von Biggins's[edit | edit source]

Yankee Doodle went to town a riding on a heater
Accidentally turned it on and then he burnt his wiener

Michael McSpikel's[edit | edit source]

Yankee Doodle went to town a riding on a rocket
Stuck a feather up his butt and called it Hershey Chocolate

Ryan's[edit | edit source]

(Does not have anything to do with Yankee Poodle)

Johnny English had a fish and then he had a pony
Then he had a shiny car and called it macaroni

Very strange indeed.