Yankee Poodle
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Following are a few different versions of Yankee Poodle, as recited by the Dukes of Westminster.
Mine, the cool Heather[edit | edit source]
- Yankee Poodle went to drown a riding on something phony,
- Stuck a feather up his butt and called it something foamy.
Christopher von Biggins's[edit | edit source]
- Yankee Doodle went to town a riding on a heater
- Accidentally turned it on and then he burnt his wiener
Michael McSpikel's[edit | edit source]
- Yankee Doodle went to town a riding on a rocket
- Stuck a feather up his butt and called it Hershey Chocolate
Ryan's[edit | edit source]
(Does not have anything to do with Yankee Poodle)
- Johnny English had a fish and then he had a pony
- Then he had a shiny car and called it macaroni
Very strange indeed.