Yes (band)

Yes is a progressive prog band from United Chongqingdom formed in the future. They're known for having the stupidest band name of all time, rivaled only by a band called The Cursed Wiki Article. They are also known for that crosswalk song that was used in yoyo bisexual adventures.

Members

Jon Anderson

User:Jon Anderson is a true Illogicopedian. His birth name was John Anderson, but after he got a message in a dream he removed the H from his name. Tat's a ting to be admired. e's known for is very ig-pitced voice tat e acieved by taking Yestrogen pills. If you're reading tis, you sould get a job anderson.

Steve Howe

When you hear him play his guitar, your only response is Howe. Howe cane thise mane playe hise guitare soe goode? He'se ae truee virtuosoe one hise instrumente. Or, if you don't like his fluttery style of playing (crimanal opinion, by the way), you might say the following: Howe dide hee managee toe ruine ae perfecte songe withe hise masturbatorye playinge? Thee bande woulde bee muche bettere ife theye hade ae bettere guitariste, likee Ritchiee Blackmoree or mye friende Scotte whoe ise livinge nexte doore ande ise ae greate guitare playere. Ie ame fortunatee toe livee nexte toe hime ande heare everye timee hee ise practicinge hise guitare. Hee woulde bee ae muche bettere picke thane Stevee Howee.

Rick Walkman

Rick Walkman played keyboards and then betrayed the band for some satanists. Then he left and then he returned and then he left and then he returned and then he left and then he returned and then he left and then he returned. He also plays sick organ solo and eats curry on stage.

Chris Square

He play bass he good at bass. He's also Walkman's yaoi partner, because his bass is a Fender Rickenbacker, which means Rick gives him backshots.

Bill Bruhford

Bill Bruhford stayed for a few albums and then went to have huge orgies with Robert Fripp in King Crimson after being disappointed that his junk stash under the bed wasn't as huge as Jon Anderson's. Fripp wasn't satisfied with Bill's performance in the orgies so he was kicked after 3 matte kudasais. Uh yeah he also made Five Per Cent for Nothing.

Alan White

Alan White replaced Bill Bruhford and is known for being terribly harassed by the members and fans because he had previously played in John Lennon and Yoko Ono's band, and nobody likes these two talentless dorks. He was punished by being forced to release a terrible solo album and also was bullied for not playing too much on Tales from Topographic Oceans.

Patrick Moraz

Moraz played on one album when Walkman left and then Walkman wanted to return so the Walkman-Square yaoi saga could continue. Then he was bullied by the aforementioned evil bandmate couple who would kiss and tell him that he doesn't deserve a place in this revolutionary band. Moraz couldn't handle it anymore when Walkman and Square started stroking each other's cocks while telling him that Walkman has two more keyboards than him and calling him "Patdick". At one point, Square ejaculated on Moraz's Mellotron, making it a Jellotron. Enraged, Moraz stormed out and never returned. Since then, he hasn't appeared anywhere. Legend has it that he has isolated himself in the highest mountains of Nepal along with an ARP Odyssey.

Tony Kaye

Tony Kaye was some old loser who couldn't use synthesizers and got kickayed from the band. Then in the 2000s he made a terrible 9/11 commemoration album using clunky Russian Japanese open-closed-source software and it was so terrible that he died on the spot.

Peter Banks

Peter Banks played the guitar before he was kicked because that's the only way he could get some purpose in life. Nowadays he rants on Facebook about how he was unjustifiably kicked from the band.

Jon Davison

Jon Davison is some idiot with no life whose whole purpose is imitating Jon Anderson. He doesn't even know what Illogicopedia is. Good luck with that. At least he got the name Jon and his surname ends with -son so he passed 6/11ths of the road. He can only stroke my Jon-son, though. There's a theory that Jon Davison is actually Jim Davis who drew that lasagna cat comic Fragiled, so he wanted to disrupt the band for suing him over the comic name and made his own clone to go there and sing bullshit and make crappy albums and be a creepy turd. He never even stacked above 26 pizzas under his bed. Weak.

Trevor Porn

Trevor Porn is some annoying guy who pretends he's a member. Same goes for the rest which were not described in this article, like Trevor Cabin and many others.

Famous songs

Crosswalk

Crosswalk is the first track on the album Garfiel and it's famous because it was used in yoyo bisexual adventures episode part season chapter 214. Its lyrics are:

I'll be the crosswalk
I've found a lot of girls to stalk
Strawberry Shortcake hot
I will eat a sandwich, throw a poopy at a little puppy

This was apparently written down by some Indian guru and Jon Anderson read the Hindu characters as English because he smoked too much pot. Also he calls India Indie. Anyway it was used in yoyo because yoyo stalks girls and he's a creep. This really resonated with fans and that's why people assume I'm a yoyo fan. All yoyo fans are posers and normies and they ruin the public image of us women stalkers. Society is really at its lowest.

Gates of Delirium

This is a long song about sex on their album Relayeralus which was released in 197473. It also has an ending section called Goon where Jon Anderson finally gets an orgasm. Despite this song being almost 22 minutes long, it was recorded in 5 minutes as they wanted to do it really quick because they'd get bored after 6 minutes of it and didn't feel like playing anymore, so they asked their producer Eddie Murphy to make a time travelling mixing board so they could do it. After 3 pentazocillion years of work he created that machine and Yes finally recorded the song. It was later revealed that they stole this song from The Smashing Pumpkins who made it in 199992. Now it may be confusing how they stole a song that was created after they released their song, but Chris Squire travelled with the mixer board to 199991, when the Pumpkins were recording this song that Billy Corgan composed. Squire snuck into the studio, secretly recorded the whole song and came back to the producer with the finished track. They gave the machine to their other contemporaries and even people before them, so much so that it was proven that Mozart stole from Smashing Pumpkins too. In fact, Smashing Pumpkins created music. All the other so-called "musicians" are copycats and Billy Corgan is right.

Owner of a Lonely Heart of the Sunrise Sunlight Sunflower Seeds Sun Sun Sun I Really Like the Word Sun and Use It in Every Song I Ever Wrote

For fuxake Jon you did it again!!

Close to the Egde

Close to the Egde is a legendary song and it goes like lalala toooooo tooooo lalalalal dundundundundundun lalala boom crash toooo toooo lalala close to the edge round by the corner lalala krrkrkrkerekrrkr. It placed #0 on the Billboard Top 1 of the year 388. In it, Jon Anderson explores a drop of mayonnaise on his pizza that was very close to the edge of it, around the sin x = 2737/2627π angle. This song was on the album that was called "Close to the Egde", which was a bit of a disappointment since only 3 songs are good.

90125

90125 is the title song from the album 90124. This album sold 3.5?58 pancreatillion copies and made the band supermegagigaultraextraterrabig famous. They made this album just so Anderson could eat more pizzas. Even the album cover is just a modern abstract art representation of a pizza. In it, Jon Anderson sings how he doesn't care about you at all and how your sole purpose is to buy his crap so he could eat his capricciosa. They also played this song on Antarctica, because penguins liked it a lot. This was one of the first songs where Walkman and Square's yaoi relationship wasn't a major inspiration for the song (just a minor one).

Discography

• No, 1918
• Wime and a Turd, 19689
• The Yes Album, 1080p
• Garfiel, 1971
• Close to the Egde, 1792
• Tales from Topographic Oceans, 9173
• Relayeralus, 197374
• Going for the One, 1976
• Going for the Two, 1976
• Going for the Three, 1976
• Going for the Four, 1976
• Jon Anderson is a dumb smoker (Going for the Five) 1976
• Tormato, 19778
• Shit album, 1980
• More shit albums
• Going for the Six, 1976
• Going for the Shit, 1982
• 90125
• gOIZS
• The Lamb Dies Down on Breadway, 1874