Yiggety Yiggety Yoo

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What? A banana? No. Those 7chan bastards killed you one two many threes. You're getting cynical.

Paradise[edit]

I deleted my entire porn collection today. All 61 images. I thought that porn would make me happy. But it made me sad. Walking around this big beautiful new world made him feel all alone. Anyway, like, now I feel liberated. At first, I collected porn out of love for the images. But it turned into greed.

Cool Story Bro[edit]

Enough rambling you nice person. No one really cares about you killing your fap library. What they do care about is waffles and ovens and the general way in which sand erodes off the shoreline into the sea, eating continents at the slowest pace.

WHARG?[edit]

Wuh? Wag worg wahoo? Um... Wax? Windowcleaner? Worthless? Weeaboo? Whipping? Ehhh... WHARG

My Body is Infested by a Demon[edit]

She is within me. She is the daughter of Mephistopheles. Her claws scrape my skin, I rot from the inside out. As I sleep she torments me with dreams of things no one should ever know of, of humans sacrificed on altars raised in the name of Lucifer. She turns my saliva, my urine, my ejaculate into her blood, which burns like fire. I have several times tried to kill myself and end this torment, but each time she has possessed my mind to prevent me from doing so. My life is, quite literally, Hell on Earth.

Berzlegoot the Magic Fnurdle[edit]

Lived where fruit was ripe, and subsisted on tobacco smoke from Andre Breton's pipe.

Butts[edit]

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE/ YOUR GRANDMOTHER CAN'T DENY/ WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN/ AND A FURRY WALKS IN/ AND THEY YIFFING/ ...DAMN

Niweh[edit]

"Niweh" is a bisyllabic grunt which I accidentally invented as a vocal abbreviation for the word "anyway". I sometimes say it when talking to myself.

EPIC ILLOGICOPEDIA SWAG by Skrillex[edit]

I'm random weeb wubwubwub weeb skreet skreet wah wah wee wah wee. I'm random.