Zombie pandas

Zombie pandas are evil! They attack with razor-sharp fangs and burning eyes! They're trained to sharpen bamboo sticks into instruments of torture and death!

RUN FOR DA HILLS! RUN FOR YER LIFE!

Dun da dun da dun.

Uberclaimer

Illogicopedia or any of its authors can not be responsible for unsavoury crisps. I mean, er, characters who may not like people going round killing pandas in the mistaken belief they are evil just because of an Illogicopedia article. Now that would be wrong.

You gotta maim them and watch 'em suffer.

(Is eaten by zombie panda)