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Okay, I got that out of my system. Now then.

Breakdown

ZOMGWTFBBQ Can easily be translated if you break it down into 4 parts:

Z-OMG-WTF-BBQ

Z stands for everyone's favorite animal, the zebra!

OMG stands for Oh My God, its full of stars!

WTF stands for What the Florpium?!

BBQ stands for - you guessed it - Barbecued pork!

Put it all together and we get, "Zebra, why are you Florpium-barbecuing that pig head in space?" Which crudely translates into "Art thou man, or art thou Shakespearean!?", a term to describe a person that is a witch and must be burned for their logical literature.