Zucchini (vegetable)

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The Zucchini (commonly known as the bush cucumber) is a fruit with few known uses. It has been referred to as "The appendix of the fruit kingdom."


Discovery[edit | edit source]

The Zucchini was discovered in 10 B.C. in an ancient Roman salmon mine[1] by a group of young children on a field trip from Roman Empire Training for All Roman Dudes and Stuff (R.E.T.A.R.D.S.)

Known Uses[edit | edit source]

-Inspiring stupid Illogicopedia articles

-Inspiring stupid Delety-land articles

-Inspiring stupid Vandal Land articles

Known Hoaxes[edit | edit source]

It has long been suggested that zucchinis may be baked into bread. However, this is a lie. Zucchini bread does not exist. In fact, it CAN NOT POSSIBLY exist, as bread can only be created from grain-based substances.[2]

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Salmon refers to the color of the coffins they put the miners in when they died from radiation poisoning, due to all the radioactive trout they dug up
  2. Such as grain