Dildis

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Dildis (singular Dialdo) are rubber wing-wongs that people shove up their bum-bum to make themselves cum-cum. They are really swell.

How swell are dildis?[edit | edit source]

Main Article: How swell dildis are

Is there anything else I should know about dildis?[edit | edit source]

Yes. They can be used as weapons. While you are performing a frontal oral sex attack, with a dialdo equipped to your hand you can attack from behind.

Don't you mean "dildos"?[edit | edit source]

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. And here is a YouTube embed to prove my point:

Okay. Anything ELSE you can tell me?[edit | edit source]

  • One day Jimmy Carter was kissing his wife and accidentally screamed "DILDIS". His wife didn't like it.
  • One day Matt Harrison was kissing his wife and accidentally screamed "DILDIS". His wife didn't like it.
  • One day Stacey Safon was kissing her wife and accidentally screamed "DILDIS". Insert unfunny lesbian joke here so I don't have to.

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