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GOVERNMENT WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of Beer impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Zymurgy.

“I just want more; I can't get enough of you

~ Tamia

Zymurgy is just a fancy name for the art and science of beer brewing.

It is nonetheless a valuable asset for Scrabble players once every other possibility from A to Z has already been exhausted. (See aardvark)

Yes, B-E-E-R is far easier to spell while drunk (and easier to spill, but please be careful and don't let a drop go to waste!) but a fancy term like Zymurgy has to be worth more Scrabble points than simple diminuitive terminology like let's make beer!

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Zymurgy: The creation of Beer