“This goes out to all mah DJs down in the Watford Massive, yo. Check mah badd self! Hup da hup da hoooough! *Produces phlegm* Oh God, I need a pint after that.”
Elton Rubens Ze Alfonso John is
gay straight a stupid leekwit Superman in a wig.
- His real name is Flug No Flarbex, though he chooses not to use this. He thinks it's too 'normal'.
- His favorite football player is Michael Vaughan.
- He is in fact a lizard.