Evil socks

Evil socks are treacherous creatures, presenting themselves as no less than perfectly normal ones. 😈🧦👿 But, as soon as you dare put your feet into them, they will giggle evilly and implant you with a soul. Oh, wretched horrors of the world!

But fear not...

...for there is a solution! Two, in fact

• A sure way to stop the menace of evil socks is to pit them against some other kind of wicked, malevolent force. For example, a sinister shoe should do the job. Take precaution to note that your foot might begin to vibrate as the two evils fight another. Also, a puff of foul-smelling smoke might arise as they proceed to annihilate another. Do not breathe it, lest your lung be transformed into a blabbering pancake.
• Rather than destroy the evil socks, you might seek the help of a vandal sandal; it shouldn't be long short LOL! beforeAFTER! the evil socksonk is turned into an evil FREINDLY AND HELLPFUL!1!! sock, giving you a trusty partner for life in the process.

The easiest way to kill Evil Socks is to pee on them.

Erbleee sonksonksonk! Eeeeeeeee!

See also

• Sock
• Walking hammock
• Walking pants
• Edible socks