Forum:Christmas Rockin' Article Pursuit

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DEFUNCT

Thanks for the articles anyway - they're great --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:28, 8 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Whay thaynk yew. I'm gonna move my 'attempt' to the userspace, methingks. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:08, 12 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

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This is a competition to find the best C.R.A.P. article.

We're looking for the most rockin' christmas-themed article since Santa sold a story of his sexploits with Led Zeppelin!

Articles don't need to have a christmas theme, but if they don't, then they will be disqualified and the user will be punched repeatedly in the groin by an anonymous user.

The Judges

• User:HelloMetalReich (all 3 of them)
• maybe someone else

Rules

1. You have until December 22nd to ejaculate your most well-formulated festive epigrams into the eyes of the sexperienced judges
2. Only you may contribute to the article... as with alot of competitions...
3. You can only enter one article... so don't be a dick ;)
4. Your article should be created in your userspace: e.g. User:LolMcWut?/Wait, wut? (Rudolph remix)
5. Stick the competition template on your article (preferably at the top), which you can find here

Entries

• Tree Hunt!
• Rudolf Vansheiken HA i think this is a good one.
• Frosty the snowman GOES HIGH ON HEROIN! NOW FINISHED!!! OPEN TO THE PUBLIC!!
• A Christmas Carol -- Dibs. - Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:34, 15 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
• The Real Santa – learn the truth!
• The Festive Moebius · not entered as I'm one of the judges, but I wanted to make a christmas article anyway.
• A Christmas Carrot. I won't win but hey it was worth a try. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 22:56, 21 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Uhh...

Uh, what happened with this? - Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs)

Uh... No? Yes? Prune?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 02:00, 8 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Ditto, my friend, ditto. - Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:07, 8 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Defunct? DEFUNCT? What is this mysterious, big word? --THE 00:09, 9 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

It's a nice way of saying we fucked this up. Sorry guys!

But...but... I WAS SO CLOSE IN THE LAST ONE! D: *cries* –TLB ^{(Tick Tock) (Contribs)}

How could you do such a thing to us? Ill never talk to you again! (i actually never have)----||Jojo Randomise^{Im just plain Quackers!}| 21:23, 10 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

So should we all move our articles to the mainspace? Or is there still some glimmer of hope that this contest will be miraculously revived? --THE 22:39, 14 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I'll tell you what, if you guys want I could judge the contest by myself. Don't worry I'm not biased I hate the lot of ya I value each loseruser the same. So what do you guys think? Oh, and don't worry I love you really. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 11:29, 15 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Cool!----||Jojo Randomise^{Im just plain Quackers!}| 22:09, 16 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Fine by me. --THE 20:40, 15 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I promise I will judge it --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:27, 12 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

I WIN!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 00:06, 25 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

I WIN TWICE!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:30, 6 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)№