Forum:Tropic of Carpicorn

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The koi are descending from the hills again. Sent by the hill folk, no doubt. Those blokes have a thing about we lowlanders, we gatherers of bruised fruit from which to ferment, then distill, the brandy of nonsense. Ibble dee jibbleke? 00:38, 26 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)

I don't think they meant what you think they meant. It's more likely the end of the snake was simply a sign, tacked up to the pole like a standard advertisement, at least in lowlander parlance. But I guess this is exactly why we'll all just be sitting around when they come. We're always sitting around when things come, but coming from above will be new. I don't know. -— Athyria 00:25, 27 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)

My mistake. Not koi... but raptors riding velocipedes... or velociraptors in the tongue of those despicable lowlanders. You know they eat dogs and kidnap babies? Also, they invented the Farsi parser just because the the phrase "Farsi parser" sounds so good. 02:34, 29 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)

Sometimes I wonder if the wagons were a coincidence. After all, who in their right mind would try to hitch a contraption of wood and wood to a beast with rider? It's very dangerous even without the lifestyle choices. We never accounted for that. And certainly not the parser. That one or the other one. Or the other other one. Terrible ideas everywhere. -— Athyria 02:41, 29 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)