No one

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“No one was saved.”

~ Minister at Eleanor Rigby's Funeral[1]

I bet you thought that you were going to come to this page, safe from alien invaders, but you are wrong, I, Mr. No One am here, and I suggest that you leave the premises immediately for trespassing in my home and eating all my scones. Those scones were my favourite flavour.

However, your friend can stay, I like him.

...no, the one sitting on your right... ...on your OTHER right...

...dressed as a cowboy...

...no, that's a gimp costume...

...ah, yes... mmmmmmmmm.

Now, BE GONE. Forever.

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  1. No one had a song written about himself, too.