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“Many still believe that aliens are miniature pigs”

~ Twatty Mctwatt on aliens
When aliens high-five, their bones break so much.

An alien is somebody who lives in a foreign country, although this name is often confused with a person who lives on another planet. Famous people who are aliens include Sting, Michael Jackson and Super Mario.

A leen is like an alien but has infinitely more lard.

Aliens exist. Why else would realism be an anagram of Raëlism? Checkmate creationists!

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