Snarglefoopiness
Snarglefoopiness began as a side-effect of an inside job in 1066AD. As Domini increased in popularity, so too did the roiling after effects affecting and affectating such as dodo is wont to do do. Turn on a television at any given or taken time, and it is always now when it happens simultaneously. The author pauses, fumbles a cigarette from it's pack and lights it menacingly. The dog now alerted, an electric air fills the gloom room, kaizum fruit of the loom. Cart man would be totally pissed off.
Wikipedia has no corresponding article to this one, the now of isness. Being hood, if you will pardon my funkiness. Damn, that was supposed to read gnukiness. Periodic counter startling missions, incursions into hostile foreign powers' territories is built in to the sinew of the System. Why else would Marie Osmond lend her influence to diet products? Certainly not for purposes of economic advantage. None of the lemurs were harmed in the making of this article.
And that's another thing: self reference. This trend needs to be nip-led in the bud. Chinese reports of lanky immortals have leaked to National Geographic, who will publish lottery numbers quarterly, so we know what a beluga whale looks like. The added pressure to the elbows helps.
In the old days, when men were men and sheep were nervous, calico patterned lolligaggers traipsedmtheough villages at will, pointing to lawyers and asking them for a slice of cheese cake. Alas, today, where men who are men, and boot wearing sheep can be found, the slow and lax can no longer laze their way through the day, smoking chairmstuffings and memorizing Hebrew poetry. Indeed, they must register with the dog police, and follow the rules of decorum in public places. They must advocate for gun rights and sour candies, and promise to suppress creative urges to their utmost. Small outlets of deer skin jackets are designated as venues, so long as the meat is put to good use.