[TheHappySpaceman] Keeper of the Bloodwine

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User:Dan the Hedgehog
This month's golden banana goes directly to our long-time member Dan the Hedgehog, also known as TheHappySpaceman, keeper of the bloodwine. This achievement is well-deserved, seeing such masterpieces as Poodle and cheeses. But Dan's biggest feat has to be single-handedly writing petaQ'a'pedia, the Klingon Illogicopedia. Question is, though, does he really need the golden banana? I doubt it. Well, it's too late now, because he has one... and we all still hate him.
   
User:Dan the Hedgehog

—Illogicopedian of the Month Octogonapus 2011

Dingus

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  Dan the Hedgehog has attained 2 stars.   For using careful math calculations to make sense out of a misquote and for repelling the vandal 

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God, I wish I had a girlfriend.
Clock.gif This user has been on Illogicopedia for 7 years and 1 month.


Hello. My name is Dan. I'm fifteen, I play music, and I like tacos. I also have a sockpuppet known as Kahless the Unforgettable. I have been a member on Illogicopedia since VIII XXIII, MMX.

About me[edit]

Well, I don't really have much to say, so I'll just tell my life story.*

I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

Dingus.

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head

But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

*[edit]

Actually, that wasn't really my life story, that was just "Jumping Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, but I don't think any of you actually scrolled down this far.

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   TT    HHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEE    GG    GGGG    AA    AA    MM MM    MM MM EEEEEEEE
   TT    HH     HH EE          GG      GG   AAAAAAAAAA   MM  MM  MM  MM EE
   TT    HH     HH EE           GG    GG   AA        AA  MM   MMMM   MM EE
   TT    HH     HH EEEEEEEE      GGGGGG   AA          AA MM    MM    MM EEEEEEEE
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My Articles


petaQ'a'pedia

Kahless ~ tlhIngan

Stories

Hairy Peter and the Writer's So Stoned ~ Pros & Cons of Being Roommates with Sonic Characters ~ teh Ultimate AdminPickles.jpg ~ Time is Running Out

News

Cow runs for mayor of Delaware ~ John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any caseFeatIcon.png ~ Snakes on a plane

Articles

A Guide to Trolls ~ An Article That Redirects To Itself ~ A recent letter from the desk of YouTube, LLC. ~ Captain Anonymous ~ Encyclopedia Dramatica/approved ~ Poodle

Poems

Love Letter from a Strange Boyfriend ~ Me And My Uncle: The Star Trek Version

Stuff

THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)

Collaborations

The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories (wrote the section "Attacked by Creeps") ~ 500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia (wrote ways 101, 105, and 110-112) ~ The Illogicopedian Times: 09/24/2011 (wrote the section "Newest ?blog Entry Too Long?") ~ The Illogicopedian Times: 12/27/2011 (wrote most of it) ~ The Illogicopedian Times: 1/26/2012 (wrote most of it)

My Articles On Other Sites

Uncyclopedia

UnMeta

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Userboxes[edit]

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  This user has made Testostereich grovel.

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This user has tamed the mighty Bcbkye. Fear them, for they now know all your secrets!


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