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Kahless the Unforgettable is one hell of a warrior! Have you tasted his bloodwine? Best in the galaxy! Yessiree, Kahless's trademark 'Iw HIq is awesome! He is honored by many and hated by few ignorant petaQ. And his way of preparing qagh is the best! You should try it sometime, unless you're a vegetarian petaQ, in which case, your head should already have been chopped off by a bat'leth. Qaplá'!

Qaplá' petaQ'a'pedia

petaQ paq vetlh Hoch laH HoH.
Suv latlh tIq ghobe' Twitter vo' 'op poH Daq DISmey ben, petaQ!

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vI-Har tlhIngan Hol qaH. tlhIngan wo' toy'wI'a'-be! Qo'noS pIqaD.

“That petaQ James Cameron copied us with his so-called Na'vi language! He shall die!”

~ Kahless on Na'vi

DIvI' petaQ!!! paghmo' tIn mIS. Sa' Worf.


:Illogicopedia 'oH wiki Daq may' q'ply vo' mu'mey lan tay' Daq ghobe' qa
(tu' pa' latlh...)

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vI-Har tlhIngan Hol qaH. tlhIngan wo' toy'wI'a'-be! Qo'noS pIqaD.

“That petaQ James Cameron copied us with his so-called Na'vi language! He shall die!”

~ Kahless on Na'vi

DIvI' petaQ!!! paghmo' tIn mIS. Sa' Worf.
legh latlh...

  Red qmark icon.png  ta'ta' SoH Sov?
  • ...vetlh loDpu' 'oH petaQ?
    • ...'ej vaj 'oH Romulans?
      • ...'ej Ferengi, 'ej Vulcans, 'ej Breen, 'ej Vorta, 'ej tlhIng-- oops...
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AGH! MY EYES!

Bloodwine!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*headbutts random petaQ*

Hoa'QI...quIQ'u >>>

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Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump

 My fellow Illogicopedians,

I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society.

However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once.

On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for.

There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again!

-- Nerd42
— noreply@blogger.com (Nerd42) 2016-03-31 22:06:00


The 30,000 spammers

I can only delete 100 spam comments at a time? Oh dear, looks like I'm gonna have to book a decade off work...


Fetch the extra large bag of Monster Munch!
— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2015-11-25 18:27:00


We beat Sherpa Image to press with this one

Users at Illogicopedia have recently been accused of snorting Aspercreme with Lidocaine during an after-party for an Australian Rules Power Jousting tournament. Lawyers for the survivors claim none of the entrants were warned of the unusually dense populations huge mutant creatures, due in part to the unusually harsh preceding winter.

Minister for Tabernakian Pyramid Schemes Sir Humphrey Loughton-Bailiwick, announced plans today for an International Croissant Consortium to be established for the preservation of baffling Newtonian groupers. Administrators and bureaucrats hastened to attach themselves to this whopper boondoggle, this exercise in jiggery-pokery, this affront to Nature herself, like lampreys to sharks, like lemons to sharts. Combined, once again, with hoisin sauce, a poultice was made from bedsheets and applied physically to Msr. Flute Charpentier.

Having been to seminary, the Earl new better faster than old less good, and thus his legacy was born. During his semi-cloistered life, many things were taught to him that were denied others. Ancient occult knowledge passed down from knee-jerk to palindrome, as wolves descend from the knee hills to work their murder on jack-booted nutria ranchers.

Lorenz was late this morning because gear wheels hit the bent steamer at 78 mph. To their credit, soldiers and bookies gathered at the docks, handing out posters of David Lee Roth, solar powered muskrats, inflatable Nazi paraphenalia and swamp gas sightings. Dougie had to go into town to get more litmus paper. Urged to float a loan for water sheds, the new VP for Skulking Anthony Plumbob "borrowed" from the pension fund and sat on a vibrating stump for three weeks.

In other News, plastic is the new black. Genies are flying out of Donald Trump's ass. Ax wielding mimes restormed the Bastille in an effort to push through national funding for  giant iguana breeding. Invisible Corsicans have secured the right to be insane during business hours. Rain gear has been outlawed in 66 members nations of the UN today in what's been perceived to be a move on coffee futures.
— noreply@blogger.com (Sensei Gruntled) 2015-07-02 04:08:00



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