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- Not in defense of Roberto
(22.Apr. 20:07)- Once again we repeat our recursive redoublings,
quickly quashing an itch or a fervor to do violence to something like Roberto. Pig's lilly festoonery would be easier to find in a public library than a serving server for Illogicopedia's nefarious purpose. A brittle mooch would be the day when you see fit to fling the pea skyward, and we all know that gravity exerts it's inexcrementable influence, on pod and pea alike.
This brings us to what I imagine Roberto to look like, in the flesh, so to speak. This debauched wreckage of technical malfeasance only serves not to serve. Were the inscrutable Non-existent Man to be summoned to the scene of the crime, would he not not show up? Such is the wrinkled case for Roberto, and this is why he needs to be replaced. [?] - Roberto 2012
(13.Apr. 18:23)- Please, for the sake of the children, help stop Roberto.

[?] - Analysis of the Illogicopedia 404 page:
(10.Apr. 11:00)- "Sorry! This site is experiencing technical difficulties"
- This feeble apology attempts to make out that it is 'on your side' by insisting that Roberto is genuinely sorry for expelling the website from the web.
"Try waiting a few minutes and reloading."
- As the website is usually down for days at a time, rather than minutes, this is a scheming plan to waste your precious time - as in the meantime, Roberto destroys everything that is important to you. Indeed, while you are sat there refreshing the page like a fool, evil is at work.
"(Can't contact the database server: Unknown error (roberto))"
- This shows that Roberto has hijacked our servers, and is cutting off all contacts to the outside world. We must coax him out of our database by whatever means possible.
"You can try searching via Google in the meantime. Note that their indexes of our content may be out of date."
- By telling you to search Google for pages that are quite clearly offline, Roberto is yet again wasting your time for nefarious means. He also tries to affiliate with us again, describing all the pages we have spent so much effort on as 'ours'.
But Roberto is not one of us. He is satan in wiki-form. [?]
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