User talk:Alpal
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Welcome to ?pedia, good sir. Glad to see plenty of new users coming around. Say, how'd you find us? Did you accidentally take a wrong turn at Tahiti? That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 09:40, 12 Arche 2014 (UTC)
- Whoops. Kinda learned from experience that I really shouldn't assume peoples' genders on here. You're welcome to gather everyone in the room to call me rude if I'm wrong. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 09:41, 12 Arche 2014 (UTC)
- You've got the wrong url for uncyclopedia, by the way, it's http://en.uncyclopedia.co. I've fixed it for you. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?) 18:49, 12 Arche 2014 (UTC)
Blasphemy, heresy and pissing dangerous people off.[edit source]
Don't do it, like your Muhummad article. It's too much, and asking for spam attacks and other bullshit. 
15:42, 15 Arche 2014 (UTC)
- Illogicopedia articles don't have to be politically correct, but there is a fine line between snarky satire and drama-inducing flamebait. -Mars Cadbury (talk) 05:03, 16 Arche 2014 (UTC)
- Thank you, O thou illogical one of Mars and sweetness, for making the point more eloquently. My own eloquence was stolen by a wandering Jewish minstrel. To his credit, the thief only stole to support his destitute mother and her ducks. However, I am left (and rightly) portly and unhindered by the length of my hair and the color of my skin.
- We ought to, in fact, thank our pal Alpal for this opportunity to address some the more significant figures of this, our home inside out of our home, as close as the Oort Cloud, as far as Calumet baking powder will let it rise. Will we, in our humble endeavors, ever accomplish platitudinous parochialism as practiced by polyandrous platypi pulsing through promontories and palladiums of pulchritudinous polymorphic pearlescent paramedics pulling proxies for parched pollocks through pneumatic tubes? I think not.
18:20, 16 Arche 2014 (UTC)
- We ought to, in fact, thank our pal Alpal for this opportunity to address some the more significant figures of this, our home inside out of our home, as close as the Oort Cloud, as far as Calumet baking powder will let it rise. Will we, in our humble endeavors, ever accomplish platitudinous parochialism as practiced by polyandrous platypi pulsing through promontories and palladiums of pulchritudinous polymorphic pearlescent paramedics pulling proxies for parched pollocks through pneumatic tubes? I think not.