10 Reasons Why You Don't Have a Job

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1. You're just too lazy
2. You're not good at anything
3. You're afraid of leaving your house
4. You don't know where to find one at
5. You're illiterate
6. You don't like interacting with anyone
7. You're afraid you'll get fired
8. The evil monkey in your closet told you not to
9. You don't know what a job is
10. You're dead