Children

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They breed in the sewers...(World's #1 Skibidi Toilet fan btw)

Children are silly little fnurdles (except for the fact that they don't like in technology boxes). They enjoy ruining everyone's lives while trying to make everything better at the same time. They live in these things called houses. What are houses, I wonder?

WHAT ARE HOUSES? I mean, seriously, what the hellk are these things? Front door? Kitchen? Stairwell? Loft conversion? I hate daytime television. Yound Children and Old Children are two different things. Young Children develop into Old Children via puberty. Young children always watch Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Ballerina Cappucina to feast on what ruins their own brains. They cry and whine in stores and are married to their IPads. When a Young Child reaches tge ages of around 8-14, they develop into Old Children in a process called puberty. Symptoms of puberty are different and same in male and female children. Symptoms for males are: SPERM Penis Apple Of Adam The CapCut Voice HAIR EVERYWHERE!! Hello- oooooo. OH MY GOD! MY VOICE CHANGED! ACNE. Smellynessism Symptoms in females are: BLOOD DOWN THEIR UTERUS!! Voice.. goes deeper? GRRR! I HATE EVERONE!!! Old Children usally start being sexual, angry and want a girlfriend/boyfriend.