@ is pretty cool
“Dammit a! We're not playing hide and seek with you anymore if you keep doing this!”
Hey, I think @ is pretty cool. Yeah, that's right - @. I mean, come on! It's the letter A - but it wraps round itself! If you don't think that's cool, then you're just lame.
What makes @ so special?[edit | edit source]
Well, @ is used everywhere. @ is the symbol that is used in email addresses to separate the two parts. @ is also a substitute for the word "at" in l33t, like in RuneScape, people don't say at, they say @. "Hey, I'm @ Lumbridge!", "You suck @ this game", "Th@'s stupid, you n00b".
More Inform@ion[edit | edit source]
@ was created by Captain Hamster Zezima Gates Akriloth Smith Obama Bush Lucifer Johnson Vader III on the night of December 34th 2010. Captain HZGASOBLJV3 was sitting at his computer editing Illogicopedia when all of a sudden, an idea came to his brain. Make symbol, get rich. It was so clever and ingenious that he went and copyrighted the idea before he'd even thought of it.
He s@ in his office for days and thought about the many different symbols he could have made. He tried ♣, but someone had already done it. He considered ∞, but everyone knows ∞ sucks. Then, he went to the b@hroom and took the biggest [expletive removed] POOP in the toilet. He said "Whatever shape this poop takes, that will be my new symbol!" Then he looked down and saw that it was shaped like an @. And so - @ was born.
He l@er changed his name to @, and copyrighted it, so now we have to call him Sir Captain Hamster Zezima Gates Akriloth Smith Obama Bush Lucifer Johnson Vader @TM 1996-2009 v3.0, All Rights Reserved.
How to be as cool as @[edit | edit source]
There is no hope for you. Nerd. Don't try to be @.