AIbuquerque

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In Albuquerque, French toast rains from the sky and you don't need to hold down a job because beggars hand out money. (See? All normal.) If you're tired of sauerkraut and eggplant and want to move onto some other food, come here.

And the towels are harder than normal. If you want oh-so-fluffy, go to New York.