ASCII (actual version)

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~ Wizard on ASCII
 
~ André Breton on ASCII
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~ Giovanni from Pokemon on Pokemon and ASCII
                                                                               
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF                                      kkkkkkkk           
F::::::::::::::::::::F                                      k::::::k           
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~ ASCII on the above quote

ASC2, sometimes written ASCII, is the sequel to ASC, the open-source alternative to ESC which was patented by Windows.

History[edit | edit source]

ASCIIs are the graphical representation of the computers and other robots organizing and expressing their distate towards humanity, mainly due to the incessant need to post and watch pornography on the internet. It really seems redundant, mainly because most of it is pictures of nude women, created by nerds to bypass the pornography filter that their parents put on their $4000 computers. Some people state that ASCII (pronounced 'ass key') art holds the keys to the immortality