Adam and Eve

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It has been discovered in science that every woman shares genes with one single female, and every male a single male, which have been scientifically dubbed as Adam and Eve. However, Adam lived ten thousand years after Eve, so one can assume that before him, sex involved insane, raunchy and industrial volumes of lesbianism.

Adam had Eve... right on the eve... of their very last day in Eden.

“Hmm, well I can't remember what to say. So what do I say? Adam was an alien to this planet, Eve came and she said, 'Not if you were the last man on Earth!' Adam said, 'I am'.”