Airport
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An airport is a place where airplanes land and go away. And of course, terrorism on airports is the best way to have fun when you're bored.
What to do on an airport?[edit | edit source]
- Wait for the plane
- Miss the plane
- Live in there for about 20 years[1]
- Terrorism
- Steal their free Wi-Fi[2]
- Lose your passport[3]
- Lose your luggage
- Spread the new conspiracy theories
- Eat in Burger King
- Die
- Plan your funeral
- Bump your head against the table
- Get diabetes
- Kill yourself[4]
- A.
- Break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
- Run away from your wife and kids
- Vomit
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Have you watched that movie Terminal? (no, not Terminator)
- ↑ Free Wi-Fi anywhere you go!
- ↑ My holiday last week
- ↑ About 30 percent of suicides are committed on airports.[suspicious quotes]