Luck of the Irish

Mug... Danny O'Leary... You know what I hate? I go to the movies to watch a movie. I find a seat where I can see and hear it properly. I settle down to watch. Then a fat guy invariably comes and sits in front of me at the last minute... I hate it! Pie... Sea bass... What good is a god that doesn't fossilize?! They had no idea he was dead... Gun... Cheri, it's not paranoia when even the vegetables are out to get you. Gobbles power like a South American dictator...

The wheel spun... Eeble... Operating system... My computer has been crashing. Dice... Good night; sweet nightmares. Etch-a-sketch... Toaster... Vortex... Kitten... Boo. Don't break the world. Now his only task was to cheesify.