Luck of the Irish

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Danny-Boy "Double-down" O'Leary took the sidebets... Idiot... Operating theater... Find a hay in a needlestack... They had no idea he was dead, that he had hung himself over a girl... Thumbtack... He'd win it all while hanging... Home is where you hang your enemy's head.

The wheel spun... Boo-ook... Furnace... Dead men tell no tales, or so they like to say. I only wish they were correct; these tales are rather terrible indeed. Dice... The whore he had hired for the occasion was the only one who knew that he wasn't really there. They're quicker'n a greased porpoise in a sea 'o snot! 👌🔥😂 Now his only task was to win.