Arseus

Arseus, the butt Pokémon, is the legendary shitcannon of Sinnoh. If you don't know what Sinnoh is, well, it's basically a slang word for sinner. Arseus appears to be a floating butt, as it assumes the form of the butt of the person it was when it dies. Then it enters a coffin and starts farting, until it can't take it anymore and comes out. Heh-heh-heh, humorism.

It is the final form of Yamask. You thought a giant, ominous Koffing would be its final form, but you were fooled, you fools! So fly.

It is basically the poop god residing in Muddy Heights, who forces you to take a shit on the worthless peons residing in the street below. Filthy little pheasants, they are. So much so that they scream in agony whenever the holiest of shits hits them square in the forehead.

See also

• Arceus
• Butt
• Poop
• Perseus

Thought this article would be over already? Well aren't you adorable?

Maybe you are. What do I know?

To capture an Arseus, you must craft wooden armor to protect yourself from its attacks as you toss a Masturball master race ball at it. Since it's brown, it will be easy to capture with the ball, though it will be quite a smelly mess.

The uses for an Arseus is endless. One of the more popular uses of it is making it rain chocolate in children's birthday parties. All those brown children will be so happy when innocent white children are assimilated into their way of life.

Revelation

...wait, it's pronounced as "Are-kee-us"? ...fack.