Attention spam

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Now come on, listen to me. No, stop looking out of the window.

You're nothing. You're not beef, you're not ham and you're not pork. You're just a dumb mash of pigs feet, cows blood and human toenails.

No? You're useless at listening, but at least you provide a handy meat substitute.

Get it? He's got a short attention spam. Hehehehe