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“Ham... HUUH! what is it good for?”

~ Pig

Mmmm. Ham. Mmm, yeah. This is good.”

~ Pig

Ham is a food made from dead pigs. For some reason, Jewish people cannot eat it - no matter how hard they try, the ham screams and flutters away through the air every single time, leaving them empty handed. Almost. As compensation, giggling cheese tends to appear out of nowhere and place itself conveniently inside their pockets.

Ham is also an effective vegetarian deterrent.

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