Beard

Beards are antihistamines worn by trendy swimsuit models. The beard hair catches bits of dust that would otherwise go into the wearer's nose. They are also sometimes used by fantasy role-playing gamers for +4 Manliness and +2 Mysteriousness.

The most popular manufacturer of beards is Evil Robots, Inc. Beards are made using magic bananas and pocket lint.

Beard Identification

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  This man does not have a beard.

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  This man does have a beard.

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  And these are boobies.

See also

• Faces
• Hair
• Your face