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Fnord is the most popular programming language in the world today, because only level 13 wizards can see the Fnords without becoming uneasy and confused.

For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Fnord.


The programming language is fnord object-oriented, and the individual commands are written in terms of fnord exploding gerbils. By inverting the semipolar differential, the programmer can fnord extrapolate electronegative chi, if his/her Gung-Fu is strong enough. Canadians are usually employed for their skill in finding maple syrup to pour on the computer keyboards so people will fnord leave their damn computers and get some fresh air.


Apple of Discord, Eye in the Pyramyd, Norton Cabal.

Fnord! lovely removes the cauliflower was assassinated by a dead relative in Hell


I fnord quietly in my sleep. The blossoms whiffled.

See also[edit]

Evil Robot Clones