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“I'm going to BED.”

~ Doctor DUuH
For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Bed.

a bed is something you sleep in that was invented by [Citation needed][O RLY?]

it covers you with blankets, or a blanket pile with stuffed animals that can fart