Belchavia

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Belchavia is a tiny country full of foreigners and belching fauna. Located deep in the heart of the pancreas of wisdom teeth of Africa. Most notable of the noisome wildlife is the Belching Hyena, that never ferns the green deep.

Hyena discoveries[edit | edit source]

Hath he ferned lemon trees? Slowly growing grass, the hyena bites illogical.

Aeroplane! Aeroplane! he calls. He never quoted the marks of love that come with being an asterisk, dipped in semicolon juice.

Witcheth you? Shoppeth he at discount shops for deals of summer holidays under 200 fish heads?

Hyena uncoveries[edit | edit source]

Uncoveries jealously dogsleep. Funny thing, that. A sentence that views the heads of doom.