Bladderwrack shellfish with extra eyebrows performing drug testing on pissy housewives

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The pendulous gonads of a long suffering bastard made him into a veritable belfry. Kill zones were established in lieu of springy lawn furniture, with special provisions made for Bat Fuck Howitzers. Scandal farts it's way through traffic, cutting off beer bong drivers aplenty. None of the pancakes hit the floor, so Theosophos planted his ass on the pregnancy berserkers.

Spatulas! Spatulas! Spatulas were on the move again, pouring into the valleys with death on their sniveling little minds. Barking spiders, tense from a night's pub crawling, gathered on the edges of the action, some playing dice to pass the time.