Burger Stand Argument
The Burger Stand Argument for the non-existence of God began oddly enough, in a chemistry laboratory. The argument's proponent, J. Don Julliard, had a tremendously veiny bulbous nose, and took every opportunity to stick it into disagreements between air guitarists. Other supporters only come out at night, and that mostly to graze on brain and endive. On the opposite side of the ring is notorious cantilever Paul "Web Browser" Bertucci, of the Hampton Bertuccis. A loveless marriage was the basis for all of his hatred. Baby food jars.