Calgary

Calgary is a city in Canada where cowboys live. Many cowboys who live here like riding horses, raping young women and beating up puppies.

History

Police men from Northwest Territories came here and it basically went like this:

Police man 1: I want a new home.

Police man 2: Go south.

Police man 1: Jeez, pushy.

Police man 3: I need a beer

Cuisine

Calgarians love meat. A typical Calgarian diet consists of 20 servings of meat, and 1 serving of ice cream. After dinner, its meat pie, followed by meet me in the bedroom in 5 minutes for a quick in and out session.

Tourism

Many people come to Calgary to see the wonderful homeless people who hug random people and yell at trees. Fairies who shoot pixie dust have also been a growing attraction. There is also a Hockey stadium shaped like a saddle. Must have real big cowboys there.

See Also

• Canada