Category:Captain Rant

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Tyrone "My friends would call me ty if they dared" Rant

Pirate, and captain of the Flederaal, made famous in a series of books directed at bloodthirsty adolescents.

'Captain Rant' can also refer to the superhero of the same name, whose power is to stop whatever he/she/it is doing at the drop of a hat and engage in a lengthy rant about hats being dropped. His/her/its gender is vague. Captain Rant, Captain Obvious, Captain Oblivious, and Captain Whatever teamed up some years ago to fight crime in New York City, but were not highly successful. It has been suggested that the only additional member the team needed in order to be completely valueless was Captain Erroneous.