Cheeseburg
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Cheeseburg is the city where they invented the cheeseburger. It is located directly below Mecklenburg and above Kassel. Though some foolish Germans insist on calling Cheeseburg Kaseburg, they are merely ignorant people who will be deported to France as soon as humanly possible.
Cheeseburg and its cheeseburger are actually older than Hamburg and its hamburger, though some would claim otherwise. This can be proven by subtracting e=mc^2 from the sum of the amount of pirate boots and the number of Chinese people currently in Thailand.
It is prophecied that Cheeseburg will be the final fortress of humanity when the Aliens launch their invasion. PILLUPILLUPILLUPILLU
Other notable inventions[edit | edit source]
Other things were invented in Cheeseburg such as:
- Lawn mowers
- Cold fusion concepts related to tritium research
- Mice
- Zebras
- Snakes
- Fungus
- Mules
- Pasta
- Zucchini
- Apples
- Planes
- Cars
- Electricity
- Alcohol
- Telephones
- Computers
- Tape
- Robots
- Spaceflight
- Rockets
- Binders
- Desks
Famous people that live in Cheesburg[edit | edit source]
- The Hamburgler
- Daffy Duck
- Squirl Nut Zippers
- Led Zepplins manager
- Daisy the Cow