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Exposed thighs are a common sight in Thigh Land

“Thigh Land has no potential. Why keep it? It should be part o' our grorious country Malaysia!”

~ Sri Dato' Unimportant
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Thigh Land (🦵🏽🦵🏽) is north of Malaysia south of China, west of Cambodia and Laos and east of Myanmar. It's got directions. But it has got a load more than directions, because it is a Moving Prostitute.

The word Thai means 'Free' but nothing in Thailand is free, it's all more expensive. It used to be Siam, but then 'Save the Cats' fund donated the name to cats against Thai will, so they are not free after all.

Offenses[edit | edit source]

  • Criticism of the Thai Raja

Non-Offenses[edit | edit source]

  • Prostitution (🦵🏽 & 🍑)

Massaman curry[edit | edit source]

Very nise. It tastes like children and burning.