Cheezez

Cheezez are a type of cheese that is only sold in IllogiLand, and Super Japan.

Because of this the price of them in America is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 USD.

The reason for it being so high in prices is the fact that Cheezez go bad in 3 days, so they would not survive a trip from Super Japan to America, without hijacking a 4-wheeler that can travel the speed of memes, or a massive transportal device.

The price in Super Japan is about 0.50 USD.

Which Means if you go in, and smuggle a piece out of the country, and brought it to america, you would be so rich that you would implode.

(Not that I'm saying you should as its highly illegal and would result in death by memes.)

(AND ALSO THAT'S MY JOB SO HANDS OFF MY CHEEZEZ)