Srgakimbo

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Sergeant Kimbo is watching you. Bgorrrk.

Roughly defined as chicken's belly button fluff, srgakimbo is a name given to anybody naive enough to believe that Superman is dead. Given an increased room temperature, the subject may observe that this phenomenon is not uncommon amongst fowl though there is a high risk of being pecked to death when collecting srgakimbo to make a lovely bread and butter butty. This knowledge has been known to cover sandals in great quantities, especially backwards.

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Walrus times three, sir.
Have you seen asbestos ducks?
Please stop humping me.
‘’Let’s hope it doesn’t become 5:40 soon.

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