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Common Misconceptions flow out of grandmothers' mouths constantly and, like most other things your grandma tells you, are full of crap. Grab a nearby plunger and look out for overflows.
"If you watch too much TV, your eyes'll turn square!"- Next time your Amish grandma tells you this, slap her in the face. It actually turns your eyes into a slight bean shape. [
"The grass is always greener on the other side!"- Not if the neighbor's lawn is dead, dumbass. Don't trust anyone who says this.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."- When was the last time you met a doctor with Mackaphobia? Never.
"You'll go blind if you masturbate too much!"- Good one, Granny. It just so happens that I'm not blind.
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