The Proposal to all Mental Institutions for the Inclusion of the Following Phobias on All Medical Watchlists in the World

This following list is a list of all phobias that must be acknowledged immediately.

A T3PO, Mwow513, and R.M.S collaboration.

• Coprodysmorphophobia: The fear of odd shaped feces. Diagnosed: Common
• Contreltotapheselachophobia: The fear of being mollested by shark in the process of being buried with the shark. Diagnosed: Uncommon
• Genioautodysomophobia: Fear chins that smell wretched. Diagnosed: Very Common
• Geumalepraphobia: The fear of tasting a leper. Diagnosed: Rare
• Biblioominohypegiaphobia: Fear of Reading Him Soon. Diagnosed: Very Common. Nearly ten cases a day.
• Kathiskainophobia: The fear or sitting on something that is brand new. Diagnosed: Rare
• Linonolevophobia: The fear of getting a sting on the left side of your body. Diagnosed: Very Common
• Ommetaoctophobia: The fear or something that has eight eyes. Diagnosed: Rare
• Urophagophobia: The fear of drinking urine. Diagnosed: Never
• Zemmiphobia: Fear of the great mole rat. Diagnosed: Uncommon
• Sedatesphenisciphobia: Fear of SilentPenguin. Diagnosed: Very Common. More diagnoses than, Coulrophobia, the fear of Clowns.
• Gymnohobophobia: The fear of naked bums or beggars. Diagnosed: Very Rare
• Novercamnemophobia: The fear of remembering your Step Mother. Ouch. Diagnosed: Common
• Teratowalloonophobia: Fear of deformed people living or pertaining to French-Speaking Belgium. Diagnosed: Common-est. The most diagnosed phobia of all time.
• Xeroanthrophobia: Fear of dry flowers. Diagnosed: Common
• Angloofanthropophobia: Fear of anyone from England, especially Hindley. Diagnosed: Common among the ?Pedia communtah.
• Pesmonasterophobia: Fear of Foot Monsters. Diagnosed: Eh, not that common.
• Levitsubtsuptmediovirophobia: Fear of Slightly Below Average Man Diagnosed: Everyone other than Slightly Below Average Man himself because everyone who is involved with him is 99.9% likely to get injured in a way.
• Undamonachusophobia: Fear of water monkeys. Diagnosed: Their not really that scary, are they?
• Amicuspullusophobia: Fear of fried chicken. Diagnosed: Rare but never found in the African American community.
• Rabidusundamoccasinsophobia: Fear of raging water moccasins. Diagnosed: Everyone. Why the hell wouldn't you be?
• Paternusamericantribusophobia: Fear of Native American Tribes. Diagnosed: Uncommon
• Magnuslibrisophobia: Fear of big books. Diagnosed: Very common. Anyone who hasn't read Harry Potter.
• Esculentusvictusophobia: Fear of delicious food. Diagnosed: Anyone who likes Indian food
• Luxlucisexfenestraphobia: Fear of light coming out of a window. Diagnosed: No one.
• Egodiligocontraquodmilesmilitispuerquodmaroonquinquequodmaydiesminaephobia: Fear of terrible music. Diagnosed: Common to anyone who doesn't like Asher Roth, Soulja Boy, Maroon 5, or May Day Parade.
• Sermoarabianpopulusaphobia: Fear of talking to Arabian people. Diagnosed: Common in ignorant Americans who think every Arabian person is a terrorist.
• Magnificovasvulneroculusophobia: Fear of someone using a magnifying glass to refract light and hurt your eyes. Diagnosed: Anyone other than the blind
• Vicissubsistophobia: Fear of time stopping. Diagnosed: Everyone other than philosophers.
• Monasteriensepaxcontricioegophobia: Fear of monster trucks crushing you. Diagnosed: Ouch. 'nuff said.
• Morbartifexophobia: Fear of diseased artists. Diagnosed: Uncommon: Who paints anymore?
• Keytabulinfinitabellaphobia: Fear of a keyboard with infinite letters. Diagnosed: Uncommon. Only people over the age of 70.
• Domusinfinitianuaphobia: Fear of a house with infinite doors. Diagnosed: Uncommon, unless it could happen...
• Damnumvirgoguoloorcusophobia: Fear of losing your virginity to a killer whale. Diagnosed: Rare: I wouldn't mind.
• Admirationinjatentatiophobia: Fear of a surprise attack from a group of ninjas. Diagnosed: Extremely common
• Recubonovutempestasaliophobia: Fear of the Weatherman lying to you. Diagnosed: Anyone who ever unnecessarily brought an umbrella someone.
• Vegrandisadultusbarrus: Fear of tiny adult elephants. Diagnosed: Extremely rare. The only documented case is Mwow513
• Sermostendosumephobia: Fear of talking backwards. Diagnosed: Rare
• Flimbymargoraphobia: Fear of nonsensical phobias. Diagnosed: Anyone who won't read this.
• Reprobapraecessireddophobia: Fear of a translator giving you a false translation. Diagnosed: Anyone who ever got a 0 on a Spanish assignment for using a translator.
• Techasuperuniversitophobia: Fear of computers taking over the world. Diagnosed: Kinda common
• Angiohemophobia: Fear of Band-aids. Diagnosed: Emos
• Chinovestitusofficinaparvulusogerophobia: Fear of wearing clothing made in a factory by Chinese children. Diagnosed: Naked people
• Diablamalumliberophobia: Fear of evil children spawned by the devil. Diagnosed: Common in Bible thumpers.
• Diesarcalogolulucisophobia: Fear of Christmas lights. Diagnosed: Athiests, Buddhists, Jews, and Johoves.
• Formicacombibomagnussursumegovictusaphobia: Fear of getting sucked up by a giant anteater. Diagnosed: No one before they read this, after they read this, everyone.
• Venatusratioxarcaarchatentatiophobia: Fear of your XBOX attacking you. Diagnosed: Never diagnosed
• Intoundamelophobia: Fear of getting trapped inside a watermelon. Diagnosed: Mainly surrealists
• Reprobaventusocadofragosusepoenaphobia: Fear of your fan falling down and injuring you. Diagnosed: Common
• Vereoranimadvertophobia: Fear of seeing someone with a fear. Diagnosed: Anyone that knows someone that has one of the above or below phobias.
• Reputogauisophobia: Fear of having happy thoughts. Diagnosed: Emos
• Symbolicophobia: Fear of being typical. Diagnosed: T3canolis
• Scientiapantophobia: Fear of knowing everything. Diagnosed: Rare
• Nigeraporrosaetabovisopromeusediligoinciderecruoracontemnovitasulumunuscontemnolemmaphobia: Fear of emos. Diagnosed: Common
• Erusophobia: Fear of Chuck Norris. Diagnosed: Every person in the world, besides Chuck Norris
• Hilarisophobia: Fear of Clay Aiken. Diagnosed: Common
• Exsistosociusophobia: Fear of having a sidekick. Diagnosed: Rare
• Sudophobia: Fear of Ozzy Osbourne or the rest of the Osbourne family. Diagnosed: Rare (mainly schoolteachers who hate swearing)
• Adeptomaiorosres: Fear of things growing in your mouth. Diagnosed: Extremely rare.
• Longinquusimperiumaperophobia: Fear of choking on a remote control. Diagnosed: Everyone
• Gerohaudasubvestisophobia: Fear of not wearing underwear. Diagnosed: Rare
• Rutilusanaranjadocrocusviridisputeulanusindigentiavisophobia: Fear of rainbows. Diagnosed: Emos
• Nigercruentusstilusputeulanusfadedcrocusatrumturquoisegrayluxlucisfronsophobia: Fear of Slightly Depressed Rainbows. Diagnosed: Rare
• Rabidusobviamapparatusophobia: Fear of Rage Against the Machine. Diagnosed: Common
• Computusovisiophobia: Fear of emoticons. Diagnosed: Very rare :-)
• Scholalumnolamiamagisterophobia: Fear of being a student at a school with teachers that are vampires. Diagnosed: Common in ages 5-18.
• Gymnopectovenatusperperarachnomadidusaveneficusovolatilisophobia: Fear of playing strip poker with a spider, a drunk magician, and a rapist. Diagnosed: Rare
• Elophobia: Fear of User:THE. Diagnosed: Very rare. Mainly vandals
• Levisocaputocapitisophobia: Fear of a balding head. Diagnosis: Common
• Carbonisimbibophobia: Fear of Seltzer. Diagnosis: Very rare
• Chezzzfonophobia: Fear of Fonchezzz. Diagnosis: None
• Somniumofornicisophobia: Fear of Illogicopedia. Diagnosis: Extremely common. Reaching pandemic levels.
• Alveusovenatusilocusapenitusangelusophobia: Fear of basketball courts in inner Los Angeles. Diagnosis: Anyone that doesn't want to get shot.
• Viromulieragenitorophobia: Fear of hermaphrodites. Diagnosed: Common. Ew
• Lusumhumanotypicophobia: Fear of mascots that are just humans in particular clothing. Diagnosed: Rare
• Yiyaonenéichirophobia: Fear of athletes that have their first name on their jersey. Diagnosed: Common