Conversations

There is this thing out in the world called the Internet. Now this "Internet" allows others to talk to people easily and efficiently. There are other inventions that make talking easier, like a cell phone. I took the liberty of finding out what people have been saying, using the Internet, and these.. cell phones.

Jim: YAWN

Bob: How do you yawn on the internet?

Jim: So... what do ya wanna do?

Bob: I DO NOT KNOW! STOP ASKING! YOU ALWAYS ASK AND THEN....

Jim: How about pancakes, eh?

Bob: What are you supposed to do with that? EAT IT OR SOMETHING???

Jim: Why, eat them of course!

Bob: WHAT??? YOU ACTUALLY EAT? WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE? SANE OR SOMETHING?

Jim: No I'm quite normal.

Bob: SO YOU ARE SANE.

Jim: No I'm quite happy.

Bob: In a sane way.

Jim: These pancakes are delicious!

Bob: SUCH LIES!

Jim: Why?

Bob: Those aren't pancakes...

Jim: Eh? Wut?

Bob: Trust me. THOSE ARE NOT PANCAKES..THOSE ARE YOUR

Jim: *nom nom nom* HUH?

Bob: THEY ARE NOT PANCAKES!

Jim: And how dooo youuuu know?

Bob: 'Cause I made them!

Jim: What... the... fork? I thought you didn't even like pancakes.

Bob: Imma let you finish.

Jim: And you call m-STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!!!

Bob: How did you not realize that they are green?

Jim: I thought it was like green eggs and ham.... with an apple flavour.

Bob: There isn't an apple flavor.

Jim: There is now!

Bob: UGH. When you put an apple on top, that doesn't mean it's apple flavour.

Jim: Then what is it?

Bob: IT'S CAT.

Jim: HOW IS AN APPLE.....CAT? It's good though.

Bob: CATTIBAL...

Jim: If being a cattibal is this delicious, I don't care.

Bob: SEE! LOOK WHAT VIDEO GAMES DID TO YOU!

Jim: Nom nom nom* Meheheheheehehe.

Bob: SHOULD I....UM...TRY?

Jim: Sure. Don't want these to go to waste.

Bob: IS IT OK IF I COME OVER?

Jim: Wait... a sec... I thought you were right next to me.

Bob: I AM.

Jim: What's that knocking?

Bob: UM....MEE....

(From this point onwards, space and time are warped in order for the events that follow to even make 0.1% of sense. That is equivalent to a man hugging a bear in a ball pit with a pencil.)

Jim: Ummmm...you brought your computer over?

Bob: Don't worry I've been doing this for years

Jim: You mean you've been stalking me for years?!!!

Bob: WELL.... uh.... I like pancakes...

Jim: Dude. You lied.

Bob: WHAT?

Jim: Just tell me.

Bob: CAN I COME IN??? IT'S SO COLD OUT HERE.... BRR... COUGH.... BRCOUGH...

Jim: Oh. You're here. And it looks sunny out there.

Bob: UM....GLOBAL WARMING? MY COMPUTER IS COLD? OKAY. I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE.

Jim: That wont change a thing

Bob: Can I still have pancakes?

Jim: No.

Bob: BUT I BAKED THEM! THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA CALL A RESTRAINING ORDER.

Jim: That still wont change a thing

Bob: I'm logging off. The internet sucks.

Jim: NO YOU DONT! FUSION ATTACK!

JimBob: wHaT tHe FuCk?

Lightbulb with feet: Begone. This is not for your brains.