Dear Mr Jeans

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Dear Mr. Jeans,

I am writing to tell you that I am unhappy with what I got. The key points that I would like to complain about are:

  1. You made in Korea where thing low quality - workers only qualified to slaughter chickens?
  1. You're skinny and skinny doesn't suit me.
  2. To pull you down a bit I have to request permission from Mr Crinkly at the back of my knee.
  3. I have a hard time getting my elongated sausage out to piss.
  4. THE POCKETS ARE GODDAMN TOO SMALL!

Please fix my complaints as soon as possible, or you will be taken back.

Your sincerely,

Fashion Control and Narcissism Department
Brain of Island Monkey

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