Dear Mr Jeans
Dear Mr. Jeans,
I am writing to tell you that I am unhappy with what I got. The key points that I would like to complain about are:
- You made in Korea where thing low quality - workers only qualified to slaughter chickens?
- You're skinny and skinny doesn't suit me.
- To pull you down a bit I have to request permission from Mr Crinkly at the back of my knee.
- I have a hard time getting my elongated sausage out to piss.
- THE POCKETS ARE GODDAMN TOO SMALL!
Please fix my complaints as soon as possible, or you will be taken back.
Fashion Control and Narcissism Department
Brain of Island Monkey