Death Note
Death Note is an animé about a sexy panda detective named L Lawliet (pronounced Low-Light) who kicks ass!
Characters[edit | edit source]
L Lawliet: Smexy panda ninja master. Worlds greatest detective. Insomniac who lives off cake, ice cream, and candy, but is still super cute and smexy
Light Yagami: READ HIS LAST NAME BACKWARDS!!! A guy who is a homosexual, named after a type of beer, and is notorious for killing off awesome characters under the name Kira (because he wanted to be a girl!)
Mello: L's successor. Hot blonde guy who loves chocolate and in the Mafia. Is a fetish goth (wears leather all the time) his father was Willy Wonka but his dad died because of his addiction to chocolate.
Near: L's adorable successor. A little albino kid who looks like a seven year old albino version of L but super cute and obsessed with toys!
Misa: Singer/Model/actress. Kinda ditzy but in reality is really smart and the second kira. She loves light but Light doesnt like her back he is a homosexual and like to take in the butt. She is a gothic lolita (japanese victorian goth) / fleauris de louris (some Japanese punk style)
Matt: An awesome steampunk gamer guy with red hair and cool goggles. Also super awesome and stuff
Mikami: Thinks peoples names are Mr. Briggs Inc. articles, and therefore goes about deleting them
Fan Fiction and Fan girls[edit | edit source]
The characters in this show have tons of fangirls and fictions.
PS Fangirls back off because MELLO IS MINE DAMMIT!!! But lets get rid of Light Yagami mwa ha ha yes and sacrifice him to the evil flesh eating BANANA's OF DREAD!!!
BA! NA! NA!
I'll tale a potato chip...AND EAT IT!!
Relationship with Legend of Zelda Characters[edit | edit source]
It is known that Zelda is good friends with Light. They sit around and drink tea and do other incredibly gay things while waiting for Link. One day Zelda decides to introduce Gannon to Light, this doesn't go as planned. Upon seeing Light Yagami, Gannon sheilds his face and booms "YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!" he then fires lightning bolts at both of them. Making them flee for their lives. No one knows what happened to Light after that, but Zelda was rescued by Link again for the 80 billionth time, and no one really gave a shit what happened to Light. He probably died.