Derren Brown

Go on, do it! Eat the swan's thigh!

Derren Brown is the colour which most closely resembles a swan's inner thigh.

Haha! You thought I was going to say poo then didn't you? POOPYPOOPOO! Yer!

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Lottery prediction

In September 2009, Brown successfully predicted the National Lottery numbers live on Chunnel 4. However, because he is a complete idiot, he forgot to buy a ticket, leading to the scenario pictured to the right. Thankfully for the general public and phoney mediums, it all ended in tears.

See also

• Magic is Sissy Bullshit
• David Blaine