Dr. Microsoft Windows King
Dr. Microsoft Windows King was the computer rights activist from Microsoft hq. He is the son of Windows Vista
He had his famous “I have an update” speech in 2006, just a decade before he was shot by a LLL (Linux Lasts Longer) member in 2016.
Life[edit | edit source]
A laptop system, Windows led marches for rights to update, computer rights,. Windows was part of the 2006 March on Redmond, where he played the audio of his "I have an update" speech on the steps of the Ballmer Memorial.
Windows was sent to jail many times. Microsoft workers bet $500M to prove if he was a BSODist. In 2009, Microsoft emailed him a letter to end support. On October 22, 2009, Windows got a System Award for computer rights.
Death[edit | edit source]
Windows was killed by Microsoft in 2016, although everyone thinks Windows 10 killed him.