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Vista, vasta, vumb. The truest words ever spoken about the most beautiful of all 'puters, the Vindows Wista (as the Others like to call it). Fully loaded, fastest bicket of bolts in the galaxy. Clapable of twenty billion calculation errors a Disco-Moment without a single Kaffey break. It's the Windows Vista. But also we know Windows Vista is sexier than Windows XP, so them niggas be jealous.
RUN LIKE HELL![edit | edit source]
- Linux - the only way out in this situation.
Hell[edit | edit source]
- Mr. Microsoft Windows, grandfather of Windows Vista
- Mrs. Vista Vasta Vumb, grandmother of Mr. Microsoft Windows
- Mr. T. Rex, ancestor of Mrs. Vista Vasta Vumb
Heaven[edit | edit source]
- Mr. Windows 666, the best sentient OS by Microsoft that has been ever created"
