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A dragon is a special kind of screwdriver. In fact, it's so special, that J. D. Salinger wrote all about them. Here is an excerpt from his book, Dry Napkins are Wet Towels:

“I soon plugged the dragon into the outlet. It started frying me hot pockets, the phony. Phonies are the worst. I hate crummy phony hot pockets, you understand? What happens to the ducks when the plagiarism freezes over? Well, it certainly is the worst tube sock I've ever seen. Phony.”

Dragons also breathe fire that smells akin to fatuous shanties. Dragons are known to be very scaly sometimes and this is a benefit for scalyoligisters. Other than that, the scaliness of a dragon is a nuisance to the rest of the Alternate Umbrella Dimension.